Qualities

charm

Priority request. "A quality that makes you like or feel attracted to someone or something" -- cambridge.dictionary.org.

pettiness

Lack of generosity in trifling matters -- vocabulary.com.

lame excuses

No, your drunkenness was not a result of alcohol-based hand sanitizer -- rd.com.

automagically

"in a way that is automatic, without the need for human actions or control, and that seems to be magical" -- dictionary.cambridge.org.

patience

"ability to wait something out or endure something tedious, without getting riled up" -- vocabulary.com. Priority request.

well-being

"A measure of how well life is going for someone.... Often-discussed contributing factors include feelings, emotions, life satisfaction, achievement, finding meaning, interpersonal relationships, and health" -- wikipedia.

vitality

"a lively or energetic quality" -- merriam-webster.com

tranquility

An untroubled state that is free from disturbances -- vocabulary.com.

sense of humor

Sense of humor calibrates at 345 in Truth vs. Falsehood.

classy

Someone who puts a high standard on the way he behaves -- vocabulary.com.

magical thinking

"The belief that one’s ideas, thoughts, actions, words, or use of symbols can influence the course of events in the material world" -- britannica.

self-pity

Feeling sorry for yourself.

immature

Not behaving in a way that is as calm and wise as people expect from someone of your age -- Cambridge Dictionary.

mature

Having or showing characteristics, such as patience and prudence, considered typical of well-balanced adulthood -- American Heritage Dictionary.

attraction, aversion

Calibration reveals the essence of these ego proclivities.