Occupations

stripper (occupation)

Grief would seem to be an occupational hazard. By request.

consciousness calibrator (expanded explanation)

by request. Related: at what level is consciousness calibration accurate?

brand ambassador

"individuals who companies engage with (paid and unpaid) to increase their brand awareness to potential customers" --meltwater.com

clown

"a performer in a circus who wears funny clothes and bright make-up, and does silly things in order to make people laugh" --collinsdictionary.com

farmer

Level of "salt of the Earth" (TvF)

coaching

"form of development in which an experienced person, called a coach, supports a learner or client in achieving a specific personal or professional goal by providing training and guidance." --wikipedia

teacher

Calibrated as a profession

programmer

"Computer programmers write, test, debug, and maintain the detailed instructions, called computer programs, that computers must follow to perform their functions. Programmers also conceive, design, and test logical structures for solving problems by computer." --wikipedia

ninja

"a covert agent or mercenary in feudal Japan. The functions of a ninja included espionage, deception, and surprise attacks. Their covert methods of waging irregular warfare were deemed dishonorable and beneath the honor of the samurai." --wikipedia

Learning touch typing

LoC of learning this style of typing.

Pilots

Airline and US military pilots